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Thu Jan 12, 2006 at 12:32:00 pm EST
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Arnie J: Well, it's a new year & what have we done?

Snookie: Not much. It's the 12th of January & this is the first anyone has heard from us since early last December.

Arnie J: Well, that not really our problem.

Snookie: Then, who's is it?

Arnie J: The nerd that writes this crap.

AJA: Hey!

Snookie: That was uncalled for, Arnie. Our writer isn't a nerd, He's more a geek.

Arnie J: Semantics, Semantics. Now, where we where we last left off?

Snookie, flipping through her notes: Well, there was mention of a Alisandra Von Pootershmitt.

Arnie J: Ah yes. Pooty, as I liked to call her, was a female caller that I was seeing at the time for romantic encounters.

Snookie: Was?

Arnie J: Yes, Pooty left me for some other guy.

Snookie: Why didn't I hear about this?

Arnie J: Our writer never told you.

AJA: Hey! Don't blame me for your problems!

Arnie J: But, your our writer!

AJA: So?

Arnie J: We can blame you for everything!

AJA: True.

Snookie, changing the subject: Their was also some mention of our writer or you, Arnie, posting their picks for who would play us in a movie.

Arnie J: Wasn't that Al B. Harper who asked that?

Snookie: I think so but that doesn't matter now.

Arnie J: Ok.

Snookie: Arnie. Do you have an picks?

Arnie J: Well, I'd be played by Brad Pitt.

Snookie giggles.

Arnie J: What?

Snookie, trying to contain her laughter: You actually think Mr. Pitt would even think about playing you?

Arnie J: Sure!

Snookie, rolling her eyes: Ok, if you think so.

Arnie J: Who do you think should play me?

Snookie: Steve Buscemi!

Arnie J: What? I look nothing like that dude!

Snookie: Oh & you look so much like Brad Pitt?

Arnie J: No. But, I think he could play me better then that Buscemi guy.

AJA: Actually, when I'm writting you, Arnie, I hear in my head the voice of Jason Lee. So, he'd be my pick for your Movie counterpart.

Arnie: The "My Name is Earl" guy?

AJA: Yes.

Arnie J: Am I rocking the 'stache?

AJA: No, sadly.

Snookie, changing the subject again: Ok, Ok. Enough about casting Arnie. What about me?

Arnie J: That asian chick from Gilmore Girls

Snookie, raises one eyebrow: You watch Gilmore Girls?

Arnie J: No. It's just I've seen it as I've flipped through the channels on my way to Sluts Masters 3000 on cable!

Snookie: So, you choose her because she was the first asian female actress that came to mind?

Arnie J: No. That would have been Lucy Lu. I did do some thinking about this.

Snookie: Not much.

AJA: Well, I've also thought of casting Keiko Agena as you, Snookie.

Arnie J: That's her name?

Snookie, still with the raised eyebrow: You watch Gilmore Girls, too?

AJA: Yes, I looked it up on the 'Net & Yes, I've watched the show but only when their isn't anything better on. I don't have cable & my TV gets like 8 channels so I don't have a whole lot to choose from. But, if you want to get in to past choices, I've thought that Jessica Alba would make a good Snookie.

Arnie J: Yeah!

Snookie: She's not even Asian!

AJA: So? You are described as being vaugely asian.

Snookie: Ok. Alba not even vaugely Asian!

AJA: I think so & she can be made up to look more Asian.

Snookie: Fine. So, for the Arnie Armbruster Movie we've got Jason Lee & Keiko Agena or Jessica Alba. Who else?

Arnie J: There isn't anyone else.

Snookie: There has to be! It's can't just be 2 hours of us!

AJA: There isn't any other main characters. It's just you & Arnie with a bunch of incidental characters.

Arnie J: I was noticing that these stories were kind of roomy.

Snookie: I see this movie bombing at the Box Office.

Arnie J: Why?

Snookie: It's just a bunch of talking with no action.

AJA: You mean like right now?


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